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July 17th, 2008
The building was laid out like a hotel and was at least one hundred earth-stories tall. Though his earth-hawk-like eyesight would have made it easy to count them all, even from the top floor, MacSupermandalf was too busy being a hero to bother with such tiny details.
Thousands of Roombas scoured the floors, walls, and ceilings, leaving only the fresh scent of earth-pine in their wake. MacSupermandalf watched them carefully, then threw himself over the railing and into freefall. After twenty floors passed him by, he located the source of the helpful little robots and ignited his rocket boots to carry him to the entrance.
The Roombas came and went through two small openings in the wall, but there was a human-sized door as well, presumably for the maintenance crew. MacSupermandalf punched the door in, sending it through the concrete-reinforced wall on the other side of the room.
Three beaurodroids were seated at a table.
“Welcome, hu-man.”
“Where’s the terminal?”
“You can access the terminal after you solve our puzzle with your hu-man logic.”
MacSupermandalf shot space lightning from his eyes, frying the beaurobots and several unlucky Roombas.
“Puzzle solved.”
July 9th, 2008
MacSupermandalf, cloaked in darkness and a dark cloak, stealthily swooped through the open window, landing awesomely in a beam of moonlight. He rose, slowly, then darted toward the door. There was a crash as shiny figure dropped to the floor in front of him.
“STOP HU-MAN” The metallic voice reverberated through the room.
“Damn! Robots!” MacSupermandalf dove to the side as the robot whipped out a guitar and wailed on it. The chord struck a desk and blasted it into a million splinters. MacSupermandalf threw his cloak over his face and the splinters completely missed him.
The robot took aim and slammed another chord. This time, MacSupermandalf caught the sound wave in his teeth and yanked. Unable to maintain its balance, the robot crashed to the floor. MacSupermandalf jumped back, chewing furiously on the pure rock. As the robot regained its feet, MacSupermandalf opened his mouth, unleashing a blast of rock so hard it made the robot self-aware in the instant before it was obliterated.
As the sound died, MacSupermandalf stood badassily in the moonlight.
July 3rd, 2008
Name: MacSupermandalf
Alignment: Awesome
Class: Badass/Hero
Stats:
STR – 18
DEX – 18
CON – 18
INT – 18
WIS – 18
CHA – 18
Skills:
Climb, Jump, Swim, Sneak, Lockpick, Diplomacy, Intimidation, Knowledge (Everything), Everything
Feats:
Brood Silently, Collar Grab, Collar Lift, Weapon Proficiency: Anything, Kick in Doors, Do Anything, Brood (Rooftop), Fly
Background: MacSupermandalf was at the top of his class and excelled at every sport, including those played in space. He graduated with Extreme Honors and went on to acquire degrees from the galaxy’s most renowned space universities.
While doing science stuff aboard a research vessel, the pilot of said vessel had a nervous breakdown and flew through a whole bunch of radiation and space matter. Most of the researchers aboard were killed, but fortunately for MacSupermandalf, he was ingesting an experimental formula at the precise second the radiation hit him and was transformed into the super being he is known as today.
MacSupermandalf uses a combination of science and physics to bring evildoers to justice, and is a subscriber to the Ham of the Month club.
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